One Fine Day - Mouse Style
One day the chef saw the mouse and realized what the princess was doing. Of course the chef prided himself in his kitchen and would not nor could not conceive the idea of a mouse running around. The chef waited for the princess to put the sandwich out for the mouse the next day. When he saw the princess was far in the field playing he took the sandwich and put it on a wooden mouse trap. The little mouse came out and went for the sandwich on the trap -she had never seen anything like this and just thought it was a special plate the princess was using. As soon as she stepped on the trap it snapped and the little mouse was stuck.
Jenny saw her life flash before her eyes. She could barely breath but wondered what was the pumping sensation behind her. Jenny turned to see the jealous mouse taking advantage of her and was appauled. The jealous mouse saw perfect opportunity to get in where he fit in with Jenny mouse not being able to move. She eventually passed out, lost all breath and died!
Moral 1 of the story - Eat what you want, you'll die anyway.
Moral 2 of the story - No matter how bad your day is, someone will always try to F*** you in the end.